Trailer Transcript
(MUSIC STARTS)
VOICEOVER: Welcome to Rocky Springs. Future home to the greenest community ever built.
DAN SANDERS: So you’re gonna (GESTURES) take out the whole forest?
NEAL LYMAN: Yeah!
FELDER: But we’re going to replace with a shopping mall with a forest theme!
CHIPMUNK: (SCREAMS)
DAN SANDERS: This is an opportunity to do something good for our family and for the environment!
TYLER SANDERS: How is ripping out the forest good for the environment?
VOICEOVER: The only thing standing in the way, are the locals.
RACCOON AND FERRET: (SQUEAK)
(LOG CRUNCHES)
DAN SANDERS: (SCREAMS)
(CAR BRAKES HEAVILY)
(AIR BAG INFLATES)
DAN SANDERS: (SCREAMS)
FERRET: (LAUGHS)
TEXT: YOU CAN’T RUN
(UP-BEAT MUSIC STARTS)
VOICEOVER: You can’t run.
(INAUDIBLE FITNESS VIDEO VOICE ON TV)
raccoon: (SQUEALS)
(TV SMASHES)
TEXT: YOU CAN’T HIDE
VOICEOVER: You can’t hide.
DAN SANDERS: The animals are out to get me!
MAGPIE: (SQUAWKS)
TAMMY SANDERS: This is insane!
MAGPIE: (TAPS ON GLASS)
DAN SANDERS: Shhh! Shut up!
TAMMY SANDERS: (SCREAMS) (LANDS WITH A THUD ON THE FLOOR)
TEXT: YOU CAN’T ESCAPE
VOICEOVER: You can’t escape.
SKUNKS: (SQUEAK)
TEXT: THE FURRY
VOICEOVER: The furry…
SKUNKS: (SQUEAK)
(SOUND OF GAS ESCAPING)
DAN SANDERS: (SCREAMS)
(CAR CRASHES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
BUILDERS: (INAUDIBLY TALK THROUGH CAR WINDOW)
DAN SANDERS: Help me!
(MUSIC STARTS)
TYLER SANDERS: You’re building on a nature preserve!
(ELECTRICITY SPARKS)
DAN SANDERS: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
TYLER SANDERS: And nature is ticked off!
(SPLAT OF BIRD DROPPINGS)
FELDER: (SCREAMS)
NEAL LYMAN: Eeuuurgh!
(CAR SCREECHES)
OTTER: (SQUEAKS)
(CAR CRASHES)
(BEAR GROWLS)
(CROWD COLLECTIVELY SCREAM)
TEXT: BRENDAN FRASER
VOICEOVER: Brendan Fraser.
DAN SANDERS: You have a family.
raccoon: (SQUEAKS)
DAN SANDERS: All this time you were protecting them.
DAN SANDERS: Come on little fella.
(BEAR GROWLS)
DAN SANDERS: (SCREAMS)
(PORTALOO FALLS TO ONE SIDE)
(BEAR GROWLS JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE PORTALOO)
TEXT: FURRY VENGEANCE
VOICEOVER: Furry Vengeance.
TAMMY SANDERS: Honey, are you in there?
DAN SANDERS: Ahhhh!
BUILDER: Don’t worry we’ll have you down in no time!
(PORTALOO LANDS WITH A THUD AND A SQUELCH)
BUILDER 2: You might wanna cover your eyes.
CROWD: Eeewwww! Euuuurggghhhh!
raccoon: (LAUGHS)
TEXT: COMING SOON