Once upon a time, in an enchanted kingdom, there was a beautiful princess.
# I believe, I believe, I believe in love!
With skin as white as snow, and hair as black as night.
(Queen) Blah, blah, blah.
Her hair is not black, it's raven, and she's 18 and her skin has never seen the sun, so of course it's good.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
(mirror) Snow White.
- Snow White.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh! They're not wrinkles, they're just crinkles.
Banish her to the woods.
- Is it done?
- Just as you instructed.
I'm impressed. You're not as pathetic and wimpy as I have always believed.
That's the nicest thing you've said to me.
You're invited to discover...
The Prince is rich. I'll marry him and then my financial problems will be solved.
...an untold adventure...
(Queen) Organise a ball. We are going to sweep this kid off his feet.
Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Agree to disagree.
- Who are you?
- Snow White.
- Snow who?
- Snow way!
- This doesn't fit!
- You must have shrunk it!
Cinch me up.
I knew I was the same size.
(Queen) I'll use the love potion.
Puppy love. What am I supposed to do with a puppy?
You can rub my tummy!
- (dwarf) The Queen is getting married.
- (Snow White) Take back your kingdom.
(Snow White) In stories, the prince saves the princess.
It's time we changed that ending.
- You're with the bandits?
- You're with the Queen!
- Shall we help her?
- She's doing pretty good on her own.
If you weren't trying to stab me, I'd be tempted to kiss you.
The bandits' leader is a she.
- The bandits' leader is Snow White.
- Who feels like crashing a wedding?
And here I was having such a good day!
(Queen) Everyone has magic within them.
I definitely have a happily-ever-after theme going on!
- Anyone know how to break a spell?
- Say hello to my little friend!