CLIP 1: PITCHING A SHOW

Come on, let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?

No.

No.

Lo siento, pero no.

(exclamations of delight)

That means no.

(all) Oh.

Come on, guys.

 

CLIP 2: I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

Yes. And then, when he thought they were alone, he said,

"There's oil under this studio, see?"

"I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see?"

"Sweet, sweet oil, see?"

People still talk like that?

Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.

Either way, we've gotta find Kermit. He'll know what to do.

How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.

(Walter gasps) Stop the car!

I've got an idea!

(all) Mmm!

These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.

 

CLIP 3: 80'S ROBOT

(♪ "Cars" by Gary Numan)

So, where do we go first?

(robotic) I shall take the liberty of using my modem to locate the Muppets.

(all) OK! Great! Wow!

(modem crackles loudly)

Please! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!

 

CLIP 4: MISS PIGGY'S DANCE PARTNER

(Miss Piggy sings "The Time of My Life" from "Dirty Dancing")

- Miss Piggy?
- Froggy?

We're all out front practising our acts and it seems everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so...

Ohhh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.

No, no. You see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner.

¡Hola! (chuckles)

OK, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it out.

- Excuse us.
- Excuse us.

Let's try that lift again, shall we?

(mutters) That lift again!

On my count this time, OK? In three.